Keyboard missing. Press F13 to continue.
All virus found.
Critical ERROR: Use hammer.
ATENTION: High voltage in keyboard!
Memory failed. Use paper.
Press ENTER to cry again, ESC to abort.
External error: INTELLIGENCE not found!
Formatting C: Press ENTER to proceed or ESC to proceed too.
Hit any user to continue.
Insert hamburger in drive B.
Sorry, your system is dirty for me...
Kiss me... (keyboard)
Warning: Too many floppies in one drive!
Shut power down & press any key to continue.
Disk is write protectored.
This program is not good. Try another one.
File not pound.
Syntax horror.
File exists. Underwrite?
File is marked as delete-only.
Proces husband killed. Windows'95 installed.
Warning: Your monitor is RADIOACTIVE!
Do you speak in Turbo Pascal?
OS/2 Virus Scan: "Windows find: remove it? (y,n)".
Bad command or operator.
All protective devices failed, call GhostBusters.
This hard drive is write only.
ATENTION: RAM is Write-Protected!